I’ve share a lot of Elf on the Shelf Ideas over the years, but Elf on the Shelf isn’t just for kids. These dirty Elf on the Shelf Ideas for Adults prove that and it’s about time I shared some.
Get on the naughty list with naughty Elf on the Shelf Ideas adults will get a kick out of! Who are Elf on the Shelf Ideas for Adults good for?
- Couples with no children living at home
- Adult children living at home
- Young adults living with friends
- Student living in college dorms
Dirty Elf on the Shelf Ideas for Adults
1- Free Mustache Rides: Put a little mustache on Elf on the Shelf and a little sign by him that says “Free Mustache Rides”. If you have a Barbie or other doll, you could have her sitting on his face.
2- Urinating Elf on the Shelf: Line up tiny shot glasses of apple juice along the counter. Place Elf on the Shelf leaning against the wall like he is peeing in one of the glasses.
3- Drunken Elf on the Shelf: Lay some crushed beer cans or empty liquor bottles around and place the Elf laying among them.
4- Strip Club Elf on the Shelf: Place naked dolls in in random positions and have your elf sitting on front of them like he is watching the show. If you have something that works for a mini stripper pole that would make this one of the best dirty Elf on the Shelf ideas for adults!
5- Netflix and Chill: Pose your Elf on the Shelf with a tiny shooter bottle and condom. Put a little sign by him that say “Netflix and Chill?”
6- Happy and High Elf on the Shelf: If weed is legal where you live, set your elf up with some buds and a mini joint!
7- Butt Brushing Elf: Use rubber band to attach a toothbrush to your Elf on the Shelf, so the bristles are brushing his butt. Put a note by him, or write on the bathroom mirror, “Sorry I borrowed your butt brush.“
8- Fridge Peeing Elf: Do you have a fridge with a water dispenser on the outside of the door? Tape your Elf on the Shelf to he door so that his legs are spread above the frame of the water dispenser. When someone gets a glass of water, it will look like the elf is peeing in their glass.
9- Porn Director Elf: Place two dolls in a comprising position. Place Elf on the Shelf behind a camera or phone like he is filming the other dolls.
10- Spin the Bottle: Place Elf on the Shelf and other dolls and toys in a circle. Put a bottle in the middle of them like they are playing Spin the Bottle.
11- Pill Popping Elf: I only recommend this as one of the dirty Elf on the Shelf ideas for adults if there no children and pets in the house. Open some pill bottles and lay out some pills. Place the elf with them like he took too many.
12- Blowjob Barbie: Put Elf on the Shelf in the driver’s seat of a Barbie car. Put Barbie in the passenger seat and bend her over like she is giving Elf on the Shelf oral.
13- Toys for Christmas: Set Elf on the Shelf up with new sex toys and a sign that says “Santa brought you some toys.”. If you are a married couple, this is my favorite of all the dirty Elf on the Shelf ideas for adults!
14- Cocaine Elf: Lay out lines of baking powder or powdered sugar. Cut a tiny piece of straw and lay it, and Elf on the Shelf, next to the pines.
Which of these dirty Elf on the Shelf Ideas for Adults will you be doing this holiday season? For more ideas, check out these NSFW Elf on he Shelf Ideas! Some of them are pretty, uhm…naughty!
If you still have some older kids in the house, check out these Elf on the Shelf ideas for teens:
- Elf on the Shelf Scavenger Hunt for Teens
- 10+ Elf on the Shelf Ideas for Teens
- Free Elf on the Shelf Printables
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