Get randy this spooky season with these sexy Halloween texts to send your lover. Dirty, cheesy, spooktacular sexy texts that will spice things up in the bedroom. You know you want to send one…
Sexy Halloween Texts to Send Your Lover
I can’t wait to play tricks with you all night long.
I want you to put your candy in this bag.
Trick or Treat in the sheets?
Want to see what’s in my candy bag?
You are one sexy treat I can’t wait to eat.
I’m ready for a little Hocus Poke-us if you know what I mean…
Tonight we are going to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop.
I’ve got some apples you can bob for tonight.
I’m light as a feather. Are you stiff as a board?
There’s a lot of skeletons out tonight, but I’m only interested in one bone…
When he asks you what your costume will be this Halloween, respond with one of these sexy Halloween texts.
I’m going as a bone collector and I’m coming for yours.
I’m not a vampire, but I know how to suck.
I’m going to be a ghost and get you under my sheets.
I’ll be a spider. Want to get tangled in my web?
I’m a witch who doesn’t need a broom because I’ll be riding you instead.
I’m a witch without panties so I can grip my broom better.
I’m going to be a pirate so give me your booty.
I’m going to be a baker and am currently warming up my buns.
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